The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Randomize
