I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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