he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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