Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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