I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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