What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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