with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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