The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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