I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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