Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Randomize
