just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Drunk is not a location!
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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