She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
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