so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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