Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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