For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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