Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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