I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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