I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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