It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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