google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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