worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
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