I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
