Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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