I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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