Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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