STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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