i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
