so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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