Heybabeimwearingurpanties
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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