is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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