Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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