how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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