Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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