If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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