My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
Randomize
