I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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