I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
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