If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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