wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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