Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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