How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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