He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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