Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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