susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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