office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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