Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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