I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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