Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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