We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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