MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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