Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I supernannyed him into submission
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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