Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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