i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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