Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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