I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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