swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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