Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
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